just saw a post on my fb feed about a guy who got up to watch the lunar eclipse, but instead saw a naked guy across the street walk outside to take delivery of a pizza.

its pretty obvious to anyone with a brain that the guy is a werewolf who just transformed back to a human due to the eclipse and needed some pizza to get his energy levels up.

Attention Eerie, Indiana fans: don't forget it's Supermoon tonight; the perfect time to get some Mr. Chaney fic on the go.

Sunday night we had this incredibly gross muggy heat that basically made sleep impossible, and Monday morning I felt so much like headachey, nauseated ass that even a shower couldn't make me human again and I ended up calling in sick to work ( Read more... )

Also, omfg Katharine Isabelle, be less beautiful and perfect. I have limited feelings and you are using them all up.

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Watching American Mary, just straight up burst into tears at the ending because the revenge-driven serial killing medical student and the strip club owner who tortures and mutilates people didn't get their happily ever after together. Probably safe to say I am about to go swimming in the crimson tide. Icecream and bed, self. Icecream and bed.

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This year, for Halloween, I really want to go as one of the dead retards from Trick 'r Treat. The only issue is that it's such an obscure movie that people won't get what I'm supposed to be, and when I try to explain, I get as far as "dead retards" and they walk away in disgust. Sour times for me.

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Aww damn it. I was totally loving how much Tyler has grown into himself this year, and that silly werewolf bitch just ruined it by having Klaus slaughter his entire pack. Between that and Jammy the Emu retreading the whole Evilaric plot from last season, I'm calling bullshit on all of series four.

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Also, I am now totally holding out for a Caroline/Hayley/Tyler threesome. Actually, just plain old Caroline/Hayley would be fine too. Tyler can like, play video games or something.

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Wow, Alcide sure loves killing him some packmasters, huh? He just rolls into a new town, kills the local Alpha, and then when the other wolves are all like, "Hey, you gonna be our new leader now Alcide?" he's like, "Lol no, I heard there's a pack two states over whose Alpha is all not-killed and shit, so I gotta go sort that out. But I'm sure it'll ( Read more... )

I'm currently rereading Gail Carriger's Parasol Protectorate series (if you haven't read them, get them downloaded right now before you die due to being a no-taste-having failure), and I love how her dad bails on her before she's even born, but leaves her all of his journals and notebooks, which is essentially a massive collection of porn FEATURING ( Read more... )